Cat Got Your Tongue?

Zoe has apparently learned the phrase "cat's got your tongue" somewhere, but missed the memo on how to properly use it.....
Jack * whining and crying*
Zoe: Awww Jack what's wrong, cat got your tongue?
Jack: NO CAT! *still crying*
Zoe: yea that cat does have your tongue and he's scratching it and making you say wahhh waaahh waaahh

Chanel Chance

Winston, as he passes Zoe coming down the stairs: Zoe have you gotten into Mommy's perfume?

Zoe: No, I put on some of my perfume. I just let Mommy borrow it when she wants to smell fancy.

Bedtime Prayers

 Zoe: Dear God, please help me not be scared tonight. Also please help Jack be more bad than me so I don't keep getting in trouble.